Sense Insensitivity
Freeing your inbox of unfortunate truths and inopportune diversions
Most email filters only protect you from one thing- spam. But how dangerous is spam? Have you lost sleep over Replica R0lex Watches? Did Cia1is ever make you cry?
Sense Insensitivity (SI), the latest experiment from LolaLabs, protects your inbox from two seriously terrible things- unfortunate truths and inopportune diversions.
Messages will always be held until the time is right. Isolated insensitive sentences will be corrected or removed. In some extremely insensitive circumstances, SI can even quarantine the message indefinitely after writing a scolding email to the sender.
When your boyfriend breaks up with you, over email, on your birthday, SI keeps the message in quarantine until the day is over. When your ex-girlfriend subtly mentions her fiancé, SI replaces all occurrences of “fiancé” with “friend.”
When your boss contacts you at 10 PM, SI sits on the message until business hours. When a friend sends you a link to an addictive flash game, SI hides it until after you finish your paper.
Sense Insensitivity. Coming soon, from LolaLabs.

